Arthur Crapp


A. Crapp

I’m a lover of all things small which are mostly round.
I’ve never worked a day in my life and have the happiness that this brings.
I have interesting bowels and own a shed.

Hugh Stool


Hugh Stool

I am available for major Hollywood productions, if the role is Santa.
I own a cat, a cassowary and a bison.
My favorite thing is watching envelopes in quite turbulent weather.